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Monday, December 23rd, 2002
9:10 pm - So long ago.
There once was a Ring, so bright and full of power.
There once was a Lord, a ruler of them all.

There once was a song and a dance and hope.

Now there is pain, and suffering and despair.

Loss is the greatest challange of all.

current mood: morbid

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Wednesday, August 21st, 2002
2:49 pm - Ash nazg!
Having a body makes me extra lazy. Perhaps it is the ease that comes with having fingers to type, but I havn't felt motivated enouph to update recently.

To be honist, I'm sort of sad. I don't know where my dear [info]naryathered is..and I miss her.

If anyone sees her, tell her to contact me. MMKay?

current mood: blah

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Thursday, August 15th, 2002
6:17 pm - What am I feeling? Am I hungry? Who's hungry?
Spending what short time I did the other day with the younger [info]frodooftheshire made me remember how much power I really have! So I'm trying out this experiment...right.



I found this body..just lying around (as too frequently body's seem to do) and I've inhabited it as it's concousness. Its very strange.
I don't know how long I'll stay this way..just long enouph to have some fun experiances I guess.

Which reminds me; HEY YOU! ever done it with a ring?? ;)

current mood: hungry

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Wednesday, August 14th, 2002
1:36 am - You give them an inch...
I'm not quite clear if [info]frodooftheshire is back to normal...but I must say that I seem to have had a productive day causing a bit of chaos with him. I had fun. So even if he's back to his Sam-Loving-Me-Distroying self that's fine. I'm glad we got so spend even a bit of time together Covering All the Lands in Darkness and what have you.

On another note I think tomarrow I'm going to meet up with [info]vilya_the_airy and regail (him? her? it?) with tales of my adventures, then its off polish shopping with [info]naryathered and maybe some chatting near a flaming inferno warm fire.

current mood: happy

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Monday, August 12th, 2002
7:59 pm - My sweet little man!
It seems he's gotten him self all tiny. Sucker.

But I'm not sure if he knows I exist or not. Which makes me believe that I can start corrupting him from the start! *oh joy*

Also [info]naryathered has invited me out. I very much hope to spend more time with all of the rings of power.

current mood: hopeful

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Saturday, August 10th, 2002
1:04 am - News for those with fingers
It seems that there are a Few New Rings on the block.

Exept the fact that a couple of them seem to have there Hate On for me, I'm pleased by this. As everyone is quite aware I'm a lonley sad little ring, and basically have no trust in any living creatre now adays...but rings...those are the folk who will deal it to ya strait. I like dealing with my own kind. And I generally hope that we all become reallly close again.

And I suppose since you guys are the few creatures / objects in the whole of middle-earth that I really don't have any ill-effect on (ie: thrall) then I don't have to worry about you drooling over me and all that garbage that I usually have to watch out with all my other friends.

current mood: pleased

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Tuesday, August 6th, 2002
2:56 am - What a Headache!
Okay so yeah I may have over reacted just a tiny bit.
I was seriously considering taking my anger and frustrations out on all of my former owners by making there lives a living hell, torturing thier loved ones and sending them into a pit of depression that would have eventually caused them to kill themselves in a spectacular way.

But You shocked me, you were so kind and...you helped me and *cries* I *sniff* I'm so thankful.

*Wipes away tears*

Okay sorry. I'd also like to thank [info]ghostofisildur (and formally appologize for getting you killed in the first place) and [info]9th_ringwraith and everyone else who's been a great help to me over this past little while.

I'm sure I'll cheer up and be back out causing a ruckus soon enouph. I'm just going to rest up and get rid of this nasty hangover.

current mood: thankful

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Sunday, August 4th, 2002
12:16 am - *hic*
Yeah! SO there!
I don't need anyones love. I am precious! I really am!

*Tries to roll across the room but falls and crashes on the floor*
*burrrrrp*
*Yelling from the floor:*

I'M GREAT! I'M FINE JUST HERE ALONE.
Exept for all of you...*hic*

*Cries* I'm so lonley

That's it! *Straitens up* I'm not sitting around and just taking this. I'm going to plot revenge.
On every single one of you!!!

Right after I sleep...and maybe throw up a little bit.

current mood: drunk

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Saturday, August 3rd, 2002
1:15 am - They Love Me, They Love Me Not, They Love Me...etc
Woe is me today.

I have decided to postpone my Welcome Back Party because I'm feeling sort of down.
It seems that althou a certain ex-ringbearer of mine *claims* he loves me he seems to still long after that other hobbit. Why to they continue to toy with my emotions? You know...Ultimate Rings of Awesome Power and Distruction have feelings TOO!

You know, this only goes to prove that every one of my relationships ends badly.

I think I need to comfort myself in a bottle (or fourty) of beer.

current mood: melancholy

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Wednesday, July 31st, 2002
11:24 pm - I never liked them a whole lot anyway!
Stupid Wraith!

Now I'm all scuffed. I hate it when I'm scuffed.

current mood: drunk

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4:34 pm - Awww
Looks like somebody is having a little seperation anxiety.

My suggestion? Get drunk! It cures everything! Anyone wanna join me in a glass or two (or seven)?

current mood: thirsty

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Sunday, July 28th, 2002
1:45 pm - The one and only, moi!
Thought I'd take a few pics. Share them with all of you. Let me know what you think:


Me all fired up :)


Oh, super-close up!


Me, rubbing buddha's belly for good luck.


*This* is how I type in my journal. Difficult, yes. But effective.


Me, getting some luvvin'.


My fav pic. Hot Damn I'm one sexy ring.

Hope you enjoyed. And I hope that more people get back to my about my party plans.
It'll be a night to remember!

current mood: amused

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Saturday, July 27th, 2002
12:11 am - Long awaited and all that...
Well it seems I'm going to have to hold off on the 'taking over middle earth/mass distruction' thing because I have a party to plan.

I was rolling around and just happened to notice that alot of my old friends arn't around anymore, sadly. And even if they are, I hardly recognize them anymore. But there are alot of new and fresh offerings faces and I look forward to ruling being and killing friends with you.

So I'm going to plan a great party. Not just a close and friendly 'get together' but a full out-get pissed drunk-lots of hookers-get arrested Whootinanny. Of course, because I am but a tiny peice of metal and can't arrange all this on my own (and lets be honist, its a miracle I can even type) I'm going to need a little help. So here's the list of things I need help with, sign up and let me know if you can help out.

2 People to bring decorations and put them up
3 People to bring munchies
2 People to bring music or 1 band
7 People to bring booze
1 Person to make and distribute invites
1 Babysitter for [info]ghostofisildur's little liv.
1 Person to offer to have the party at they're house because we can't all fit in my RingBox.
10 People for clean-up afterwards
3 People to bring party games
4 People to pay for strippers/hookers or 4 People to strip/hook

I think that's it for now. If you think of something you would like to donate or a service you can provide that I have not mentioned, let me know. Also, we all need to decide on a date. But that can wait for a little while.

current mood: contemplative

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Friday, July 26th, 2002
11:01 am - To Do :
1. Start making plans for grand "Welcome Home" party for me.
2. Get to know the new 300+ people in the neighbourhood.
3. Regain power over all of middle earth and make anyone who stands in my path suffer eternal pain.
4. Get some frozen yogurt.

(Hey everyone I don't know the drill for talking out of character but...this is me talking out of character..get it? okay. Good glad you could follow along. Just wanted to say that I'm back, the original owner of t1r and that I missed you all...and..sorry if I'm a bit behind the times, it has been 4 months or so..anyway back to our journal, already in progress)

current mood: happy

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Tuesday, June 4th, 2002
12:10 am - AIM
I have a screen name of my very own.

ring of mayo

Special.

current mood: accomplished

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Monday, June 3rd, 2002
10:03 pm - This sucks.
That's it. I'm bored.

::rolls out of Thomomir's underwear drawer and off into the world to seek evil, adventure, and EXTRA MAYO::

current mood: determined

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Wednesday, May 15th, 2002
12:07 pm - evil
Got a call from Del. We chatted. She told me that she's going back to being Freaky Mad Scientist Chick and that Other Ring is doing shit with that guy who always tried to feel me up before a bunch of orcs used him as a human pincushion. That was kind of funny.

Then I made a sandwich.

An evil sandwich.

EXTRA MAYO.

current mood: sleepy

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Thursday, April 25th, 2002
6:25 pm
The lack of evil in Middle-earth so depressing. Have not been able to type.

Also depressing: Since Thomomir became a Maia, has ornamentally placed me on his dresser.

Cannot look any other ring of power in the eye now. Leave me.

current mood: dejected

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Monday, March 25th, 2002
12:08 am
Hmm. Thomomir's dead.

It is NOT my fault. This is not an Isildur deal.

Well. I am with Vaire right now. The Halls of Mandos are neat. Someone gave me a lollipop.

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Thursday, March 21st, 2002
10:52 pm
Kidnapped again. This time not by environmentally-conscious hobbit, but by a scary, slutty former spider. I suppose I should be glad to be wielded by evil again, but...well, there's a couple of things.

1. I think I've made it clear regarding how I feel about sex not being had by me in my general vicinity. And eventually, everyone wonders if the Ring will fit. Yes, that is what I mean.

2. I hate it when people don't ask me for permission before KIDNAPPING ME. I may be a hunk of metal, but I'm powerful, attractive, and PRETTY DAMN SENSITIVE. Perhaps if Ungolly had politely presented the possibility of a deal between us I might have been more receptive to her rude yanking of myself away from Thomboromir. But no, that would be too POLITE.

So I helped bring Issy back from the dead. Meh. He's sort of creepy. I'm pretty sure he used to be a man back when I was his bane and now he's all...girlie.

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